Breakfast talk

Toddler: What is that?

Mama: That is a breakfast place.

Toddler: Can we go there?

Mama: Sure, we can go tomorrow morning. What do you like to eat?

Toddler: Hmmmm…..

Mama: Pancakes? Waffles? Eggs? Muffins?

Toddler: I don’t like to eat anything. I only like cheese.

Dinosaur’s Potty Mouth

Toddler: What’s in T-Rex mouth.
Mom: I don’t know.
Toddler: T-Rex has sh*t in his mouth.
Mom: What did you say?
Toddler: T-Rex has sh*t in his mouth.